shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind



When you’re drunk and it’s late, and you’re missing me like hell, keep it to yourself.
Kacey Musgraves (via latelycravingmore)


lesserjoke:

The one on the right looks so upset about this development.

lesserjoke:

The one on the right looks so upset about this development.

(Source: awwww-cute)



marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

image

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 



(Source: ellendegeneres)



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realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC



(Source: pidgefitz)



my wedding cake is going to be a pizza

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